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Yonatan Pick

Architect Jokes

What animal can jump higher than a house?
Any animal — a house can’t jump.

Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it’s over your head!

What area of a room is the warmest?
The corner — it’s always about 90 degrees!

How do architects pay for coffee?
With a charge per square meter.

 

Meme showing different perceptions of an architect's work versus their actual tasks.

 

Paper plane with a shadow resembling a real airplane, text reads "Use your imagination, Bitch".

 

Text reads "Nothing makes me more productive than a last minute" with a stopwatch icon on the right.

 

 

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