{"id":2014,"date":"2018-08-12T12:47:02","date_gmt":"2018-08-12T12:47:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/?post_type=blog&#038;p=2014"},"modified":"2024-03-24T14:45:49","modified_gmt":"2024-03-24T14:45:49","slug":"en-architects-jokes","status":"publish","type":"blog","link":"https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/blog\/en-architects-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Architect Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What animal can jump higher than a house?<br \/>\nAny animal \u2014 a house can&#8217;t jump.<\/p>\n<p class=\"start\">Did you hear the joke about the roof?<br \/>\nNever mind, it&#8217;s over your head!<\/p>\n<p class=\"start\">What area of a room is the warmest?<br \/>\nThe corner \u2014 it&#8217;s always about 90 degrees!<\/p>\n<p>How do architects pay for coffee?<br \/>\nWith a charge per square meter.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2359 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Jokes1-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"644\" height=\"395\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Jokes1-2.jpg 1337w, https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Jokes1-2-300x184.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Jokes1-2-1024x629.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Jokes1-2-768x472.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2385 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/jokes-3.1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"647\" height=\"229\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/jokes-3.1.jpg 647w, https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/jokes-3.1-300x106.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 647px) 100vw, 647px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2392 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/jokes-2.1-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"647\" height=\"141\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/jokes-2.1-1.jpg 647w, https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/jokes-2.1-1-300x65.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 647px) 100vw, 647px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":2016,"parent":0,"template":"","acf":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v22.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Architect Jokes - Pick Architects<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/pick-arch.com\/blog\/en-architects-jokes\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Architect Jokes - Pick Architects\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"What animal can jump higher than a house? 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